Stuff that’s just wrong…

The fact that Liquid Plumber thinks the only way to sell us their product is to show us random ass cracks.  No.  It’s just wrong.

Somebody at CBS thought Candy Crush would be a good night time game show.  Um…no. That’s wrong too.

Comedy Central used to be the place where you could catch a comedy special or three on Saturday night.  That’s where I saw Katt Williams for the first time as well as Charlie Murphy, Bill Burr and other comedians out there on the circuit.  Now Comedy Central is chock full of classic comedy movies (how many times are they going to rerun “Coming to America“?)  or recent movies that flopped at the box office (see Joe Dirt II).  It’s boring and it’s wrong people.  Bring back stand-up on Saturday night Comedy Central!

Steve Harvey is on TV all day every friggin day and it needs to stop!  There are other talented comedians capable of hosting shows.  Over saturation of any personality is WRONG!

The fact that after a year, Larry Wilmore is not back on TV with another talk show. There is nothing like “The Nightly Show” on air right now. This is WRONG.

BET’s “The New Edition Story” was not nominated for any kind of Emmy.  That’s sooooo WRONG!

Those Twix candy bar commercials where you’re asked to choose between left Twix and right Twix.  WTF??? It’s just a candy bar!  Eat it and move on people!

Why did Dos Equis beer replace the original “Most Interesting Man In The World” ? When did he suddenly become uninteresting?  What is the criteria? Replacing him was wrong.  I need answers.

Tyra Banks as host of America’s Got Talent is wrong.  I’m sorry but she adds no excitement to the festivities.  Marlon Wayans would have been great.  He’s silly, zany and can react to performers comically.

I’ve tried to accept Mr. Clean’s new image. But seriously, Mr. Clean saucily shaking his well muscled booty while mopping the floor?  It just feels wrong to me.  Isn’t there supposed to be some kind of mention about getting rid of dirt, grime and grease?  

Finally, Samuel L. Jackson singing “Let’s Stay Together” on those Capital One commercials is ALL KINDS OF WRONG! Rev. Al Green is still alive and I bet he is shaking his fist (full of dollars, I hope) at the TV every time that commercial airs. Why Capital One?  Whyyyyy?